pokemon addicted class 4s3

try to think back,
think until your primary school time....
still remember pokemon???
i think you guys sure know what it is,
for those who don't really know what was that, nevermind, i will just explain summarily what is it...
okay, pokemons are kind of monsters that don't really exist on this planet, but in cartoon or you can say fantasy...

well, this series of cartoon is published by nintendo (1995- now)
there are more than 400 types of pokemons...
and they classified into different types of elements...
some contains of fire is also known as fire-type pokemon, water as water-type pokemon....and so on...
people use pokemon to do works, eg: housework, gardening, open tunnel.....
but majority are use to BATTLE!!!
they using different moves to hit the opponent pokemon,
and those guys we called them as POKEMON MASTER or TRAINER!!!!
many of children were cheated by this cartoon and they think those monsters are really exist on this world...

okay, now i think after you read what i've wrote up there, at least can understand or set your mind what is pokemon.

so, here's come the funny conversation.
i have a classmate and he's still collecting pokemon cards and pokemon games.
he even brought his pokemon cards to the school...
because of his 'HOBBY', so all of us are calling him POKEMON MASTER!!!

and today, our gang was trying to insult him in front of so many persons....
so, yi jzen started,

he said :" eh, you know ar yi chien! when the first day i went into this class right, i was so shy and frighten. and you know why?? because i thought i'm only the one who was still playing pokemon cards. But now i felt much better, because i found that you are the another one who still playing with those cards, and not just you, even dhiren, haijie.... are still playing you know...
AH.... now i felt much more better because i have the friends like you all."

Dhiren:" WE ARE BROTHERS WEIH!!!!"

(and then they are trying to ask him)

Yi jzen:" eh, yi chien, what is your top favorite pokemon??"

Yi chien:" hmm....ah ha!!! DARKRAI!!!" ( what the hell was that )

Everyone:"WOW!!!! DARKRAI!!!! IT'S STRONG???"

Yi chien:"It's damn strong la. you know the card right??? there got a skill is which you filp two coins, for the for first tail the pokemon will sleep, while for the next tail the pokemon will directly die, no matter how strong it is."

Everyone:"WOW!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yi jzen & Dhiren:"eh, can sell me the card ar??? i buy from you for 300 bucks. You want???"

Yi chien:"erm.... let me consider first, hmm........... NO!!!"

Everyone:"WAH!!! 300 bucks also don't want ar?? Bodoh la lu!!!"

Yi chien:"sorry la guys, that card is really important to me." (WTF!!!!)

(WHEN THAT TIME EVERYONE ARE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH)

Yi jzen:" *sigh* nevermind la...."

Simson:" eh, next week you bring your cards, i wanna battle with you. If you win, i give you a rare hollow card, if you lose, no need to give anything. deal???"

Yi chien:" yer.... i'm very weak one. Cannot la."

me:" nevermind la, you got Darkrai what?! "

Yi chien:" see first la."

Dhiren:" wah, i scared i lose la, he got Darkrai weih..."

me:" nevermind la, we combine our best pokemon to fight him, maybe can win."

Yi chien:" wah!!! so many people wanna thrash me ar??"

Dhiren:" what for you scared about??? you're a POKEMON MASTER what."

Yi chien:" see first la, i scared my mum will know i bringing pokemon cards to school, and she will confiscate."

Everyone:" Aiyo, no need to scared one la, you can get a rare hollow card wor, why not??"

Yi chien:" see first la."

Everyone:" so deal ar, don't fong us fei gei ar."

(after that, everyone ran to haijie's place)

Everyone:" hehehem!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

THE END!!!

really pity that boy la...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
NAH!!!!